[The handwriting is very, very messy and pretty much unrecognizable as Truth's]

HELP

JUSTICE. DON'T SWAT.

So I guess I'm not the only one with an animal following me around. I thought he was just a stray puppy at first...but then he started talking. That's not normal for around here. At least, Diego's never catcalled any of the women in the marketplace and tried sticking his nose up her skirt ( Read more... )

Alright, yeah...that was a little weird, even for the sphere. Am I the only one who woke up with a guy in a mask in bed next to me? And he tried to offer me a burger before just...vanishing.

Burger was good, but I'm just still trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

And no, I did not get drunk last night.

Everyone, be careful. Looks like there are...half-bird women outside with really sharp claws. I ran into one on the way to the hatchery today. I'm okay, I patched myself up.

Just...be careful if you're going to be outside of the tree. I don't think they can maneuver in here too well. ...I hope not, anyway.

-Truth